if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school
  • whatisatroyler:



    when girls wear ‘boy clothes’ shes seen as ‘cool’ or ‘hipster’

    but as soon as a guy wears ‘girls clothes’ he gets called gay, or fag

    if you dont think thats fucked up what is wrong with you?

    because society thinks its degrading to be a woman




    when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 


    What on earth where do these gifs even come from


    when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back



    The best part about macaroni and cheese is that you don’t even need to chew it. You can just swallow it. If it gets stuck in your throat, you’ll be fine because you can breathe through the noodle tubes.

  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.