niggablvd:

What the fuck do you mean I can’t sext you because it’s Easter

yungbasedblogger:

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

You know that place between sleep and awake? The place where you can still remember dreaming. That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.
― (via reifaun)
Psychologists say: The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.
― (via psych-facts)
3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee
― Margot N., preppylane (via preppylane)

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

My sister is making me go to the gyno to get an exam… cause she thinks I should because I’m sexually active…. Wtf no thank you